We are sitting at the salt lake airport waiting for our flight to Texas.
Here are a few conversations I’ve overheard:
A woman waiting for her plane walks up to the man changing the trash bags.
Man (who happens to only have one arm): “Do you have a message?”
Then they both started talking in Spanish.
Two teenage girls sitting across from me had this conversation not ten minutes ago:
Girl 1: “Wouldn’t it be funny if we got on the wrong plane and we ended up in Africa with rhinos chasing us? Or what if we got on a supply plane on accident and we were just dropped out with parachutes and we landed on giraffes!” (followed by laughing)
Girl 2: “You’re dumb.”
It seems like someone watches too many Disney movies.
A man with his two young children, a boy and a girl.
Boy: “Man, my hands are getting tired. If we don’t get a cart, I’ll have to use my teeth!”
Girl: “I thought we were flying in a plane today…?”
Dad: “We are, we’re just waiting for the plane to get here.”
Girl to boy: “Do you want some of my candy?”
Boy: “Do you even have any candy?”
Dad: “We should get a bite to eat. I think that we’ll have to go downstairs…”
Girl: “Why? I have candy!”