Archive for March 27th, 2012

March 27th, 2012

lies

In case you soon find yourself standing in the store trying to remember what brand of toilet paper you usually buy and wonder, “Is Angel Soft really soft?” Remember this:

It’s not. I know they put pictures of babies and clouds on the packaging, but that’s just marketing. Lesson learned.

Here’s my question to the world: Can you return something to the Dollar Store? I mean, it’s the Dollar Store so you shouldn’t be surprised that something you spent one dollar on ends up being worthless … right? Well, I bought something at the Dollar Store that said on the package that it was “sturdy” and “durable” that is, in fact, less durable than a plastic sandwich baggy.¬†What do I do with it? Return it? Throw it away? Donate it?