things that make me uncomfortable

  • fire
  • spiders
  • being in the bathroom in the dark
  • giant bunny costumes
  • clown costumes
  • people coming up behind me
  • being home alone late at night
  • awkward strangers who get really close to my baby and say things like, “I could just take you home with me” or “I want to eat him all up” or “I can’t wait until I have a baby”

Things that make me go gooey inside:

  • Amanda

    oh my gosh you need to punch those people that want to take your baby. I realize that it makes you uncomfortable, but it may be appropriate to start yelling FIRE despite your aversion to it. I bet they would go away.