In case you soon find yourself standing in the store trying to remember what brand of toilet paper you usually buy and wonder, “Is Angel Soft really soft?” Remember this:

It’s not. I know they put pictures of babies and clouds on the packaging, but that’s just marketing. Lesson learned.

Here’s my question to the world: Can you return something to the Dollar Store? I mean, it’s the Dollar Store so you shouldn’t be surprised that something you spent one dollar on ends up being worthless … right? Well, I bought something at the Dollar Store that said on the package that it was “sturdy” and “durable” that is, in fact, less durable than a plastic sandwich baggy. What do I do with it? Return it? Throw it away? Donate it?