you know you’re short when…

you get hit in the face by the backpack attached to the back of the person walking in front of you.

While walking around campus today I made a list of all the things that are at eyelevel for me:

  • pencil sharpeners in the Taylor building
  • room numbers and bathrooms signs in the Taylor building
  • the end of the dangling curtain cords in the Spori building
  • light switches in the McKay library
  • keyholes on closets in the McKay library
  • thermastats in the McKay library
  • the bottom of almost every picture in every building
  • antibacterial goo dispensers
  • a lot of T-shirt designs
  • the end of the black projector screen cords