when is the next gift-giving holiday?

In case any of you were thinking about getting me a gift:

This is a potato masher. A really cool looking potato masher.

This is what they call a “mix ‘n chop.”

For all the times I only want the core out. It has an eject button.

Actually, I just want the melon.

Honestly, I’d be perfectly happy with only this, a 50 piece cake decorating caddy.